Some content by the team for the team:

-There is no line on the pitch.
-The referee doesn’t know the rules.
-There is no water in the ice box, or just a few to show some face.
-The coach says don’t be late cause the bus won’t wait for you, and then the bus arrives 30 min. late.
-You promise yourself to sleep early in order to put up a good performance during the game but when a friend call you out you say yes immediately.
-Everybody is nice, that’s strange (except Sergio).
-You are drunk at Grand Yard on a Saturday at 6 PM.
-You get a nickname only a few people know the meaning of.
-The coach has always the same speech whatever the score.
-You realize that the kick off is in t5 minutes when the bus stops in Tianma.
-You hear things about football that you never heard before.
-You learn foreign languages and geography on the bus.
-There is a French guy always joking and showing his ass.
-You feel that you are a part of a family.
-You play with ugly yellow socks.
-The smallest jersey number of the team is 26.
-You realize that Americans also play football, what now?
-You discover how much the French league has depreciated and become infamous.
-You meet your teammates in Geisha or Hollywood when the sun rises on Sunday morning.
-You warm up and then discover that you start on the bench.
-You sing a strange song before the game.
-Your sponsor is a bar.
-You have your national flag on your jersey.
-Half of the players didn’t show up for training because of the rain.
-The goal keeper gets cramps.
-You would miss the team because you like it so much.
-You see the interrogative face of people asking which team you play for.
-You know that Wednesday is training and that it’s 1hour drills/1hour games but you always hope that it’s going to be 2 hours game.
-You can hear at least 5 different languages when you are on the team bus.
-The back of the bus is just as good as your bed.
-It’s ok to say “Fuck the Dutch” even with a Dutch guy on the team.
-When the team chants RE RE RE RE UUUUUU NIIIIIII TEDDDDDDDD, you never know how many times you have to say RE before getting to UUUUU.
-You have a Mexican Elf on your team that comes from the US with origins from China and Poland.
-No matter the result: You know you are always going to get drunk on the bus.
-At training you never know if your are off the pitch after 2 games or 3 games.
-You’ve already drank in someone else’s water bottle.
-A pee stop in the middle of the highway…not surprising anymore.
-When Fabien or Julien come back from a trip from Europe you know it’s not going to be good for your liver.
-You’ve already played 4 different positions in 1 game.
-You’ve already told your friends: “Guys tonight I’m only having one drink and then I’m going home because I have a game tomorrow” and showed up at the game completely wasted.
-You know the nurses cold spray or water is the solution to every injury.
-You are fed up of the French and their pride.
-You’ve already heard of Dr. Easy Beauty.
-There is always an offside call that was NEVER EVER offside.
-You smoke before, after and during the game.
-You realize your club is unique.